real talk should i bring elizaofrp back because???

hey haha hey hey hey hey apple hahahaha

wellersteinrps:

zayns deleted tweet :(((((

ya’ll know this is hella fake, right? that’s over 140 characters and there are no commas in the numbers. and it’s a quote from batman.

why tf are u ruining a good joke……

insp.

cumrn:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

yeah and? 200 years ago they had oil paintings
life goes on

Tumblr mobile: the caption looks interesting i guess i'll like the post for now and check it out later on my computer

“What’s a Period?”

falloutnaluatthetardis:

….Uterus wants baby.

Person doesn’t have baby.

Uterus wants revenge

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

the best part about DJ roomba was that it wasn’t just a joke DJ FUCKING ROOMBA CAME BACK SEVERAL TIMES IT’S A RECURRING FUCKING CHARACTER